gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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  • someone: we finish each other's s-
  • me: TEVE ROGERS
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asmilinggoddess:

james sirius potter going to hogwarts and totally using his dad as an excuse to get away with all sorts of shit because excuse me was it your dad who defeated voldemort and he tries it once in herbology and neville is like excuse me was it you who told voldemort to fuck himself and killed his snake with a legendary sword while your dad took a nap yeah i didn’t think so now do your damn homework

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